Alice Xiao

tdwp 23. Chicago. art director. illustrator. photographer. professional hanger outter. mother to a boston terrier, loki. manhattan born. milwaukee raised. chicago living.

"If I say 'fuck' a lot well then I may gain more attention. If I say 'cunt' well then with some of you there will be tension. I find this interesting cos in the end they are just words, you give them power when you cower, man, it's so absurd." -scroobius pip
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SOMEONE HELP ME!! 😨😱😫😭 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! #thehumancentipede

SOMEONE HELP ME!! 😨😱😫😭 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! #thehumancentipede

Chicago and I have a love/hate relationship. She is quite lovely though when she’s not a bitter cold bitch. #navypier #trump #hancock #chicago #home #city #ferriswheel

Chicago and I have a love/hate relationship. She is quite lovely though when she’s not a bitter cold bitch. #navypier #trump #hancock #chicago #home #city #ferriswheel

Last week of summer, fall is approaching. My favorite season when colors change before everything withers in cold air. Your birthday’s coming up, You’ll be 30 this year. Man you’re getting old but who am I to talk I’m the one with the grey hairs. I’m pulling up old photos, remembering the few words we exchanged. Hitting up your voicemail just hear your shitty answering machine. Still wishing you’d wake up with the rest of us every morning, I know it won’t happen but for now I’ll see you when I sleep. #illbedrinkingaboutyou

Last week of summer, fall is approaching. My favorite season when colors change before everything withers in cold air. Your birthday’s coming up, You’ll be 30 this year. Man you’re getting old but who am I to talk I’m the one with the grey hairs. I’m pulling up old photos, remembering the few words we exchanged. Hitting up your voicemail just hear your shitty answering machine. Still wishing you’d wake up with the rest of us every morning, I know it won’t happen but for now I’ll see you when I sleep. #illbedrinkingaboutyou

Fuck you stalker fortune! #fortune #stalker #cookies #scary

Fuck you stalker fortune! #fortune #stalker #cookies #scary

New site coming soon. Pretty stoked on it. #web #newsite #work #creative #design #comingsoon

New site coming soon. Pretty stoked on it. #web #newsite #work #creative #design #comingsoon

Oh hey! #morning #loki #dogsofinstagram #bostonterrier #bae

Oh hey! #morning #loki #dogsofinstagram #bostonterrier #bae

Damn. #nero #caferacerdesign #design #bandit9 #aboutthatlife #caferacer #aboutthatlife #art #custom

Damn. #nero #caferacerdesign #design #bandit9 #aboutthatlife #caferacer #aboutthatlife #art #custom

Happiness is this right here. Fuckin party in my mouth! #happyhippos #kinder #chocolate #food

Happiness is this right here. Fuckin party in my mouth! #happyhippos #kinder #chocolate #food

That one time… #garrett #popcorn #photobooth #chicago #sweet

That one time… #garrett #popcorn #photobooth #chicago #sweet

Holy Batman. Is this real life? Matte black everything… Siiiick. #changjiang750 #bandit9 #blackonblack #matteblack #caferacerdesign #caferacer

Holy Batman. Is this real life? Matte black everything… Siiiick. #changjiang750 #bandit9 #blackonblack #matteblack #caferacerdesign #caferacer

I’m in love!!!!!!! #mack #macaroni #huskies #gorgeous

I’m in love!!!!!!! #mack #macaroni #huskies #gorgeous

I think I just fell in love. This beaut needs to be mine. #yamaha #mint #bikes #vroomvroom #aboutthatlife

I think I just fell in love. This beaut needs to be mine. #yamaha #mint #bikes #vroomvroom #aboutthatlife

Ice cream and fruit burrito! #food #icecream #aboutthislife #dessert #yum

Ice cream and fruit burrito! #food #icecream #aboutthislife #dessert #yum

Breaks over, getting back to illustrating. #illustration #drawing #art #micron #penandink #dots #skull #chicago #create #stippling #work #hashtag

Breaks over, getting back to illustrating. #illustration #drawing #art #micron #penandink #dots #skull #chicago #create #stippling #work #hashtag

#latergram of the boys #loki #dogsofinstagram

#latergram of the boys #loki #dogsofinstagram